Top 5 Uses For A Kid’s Pool (Besides Swimming)
Go to any store right now and most of the summer gear is on a deep discount. Not much use for lawn chairs or Tiki torches in the dead of winter. There is, however, one summer staple that is on sale that provides hours of fun all year long.
Kid’s pools are fun for kids but they are even more fun for adults. Here are some other uses for the plastic tubs of fun.
5. Regular Bath
Baths suck. They are boring and pretty disgusting. Does anyone think they can actually get clean by hanging out in dirty water? Also, baths are boring. A change of scenery would make baths a little more enjoyable but it’s not easy lugging a bathtub out to the front yard, a local park or a Wal-Mart parking lot. Hence, the kiddie pool, is perfect for bathing anytime and anywhere. Plus, you don’t have to carry it back home. You’ll probably have to leave it and book it as fast as possible when the cops show up.
4. Beer Bath
Read everything in the entry above. Now, add beer into the equation. Bathing and drinking at the same time! Rub-a-dub-dub let’s get freaking wasted in the tub! Light beer would be better for bathing. It’s as good as conditioner. I can’t prove that but it sounds correct.
3. Animal Trapping
Animals always screwing up your yard, damaging your home or drinking from your beer bath? It’s time to get serious about the problem. It’s time to catch those little bastards and start making some stews to freeze for the winter. All you’re going to need is your kiddie pool, a large stick, a string and some bait. That watered down beer seems to be working just fine. Put it in a bowl and watch the little varmints flock. The trap is sprung! You caught a big one! Oh crap, it’s your mom.
2. Jell-O Wrestling
There is always room for J, E, L, L, O. Especially in a kiddie pool. There is always room for H,O,T,G,I,R,L,S,I,N,B,I,K,I,N,I,S wrestling in that kiddie pool full of gelatin. It might be the most perfect snack food. Just ask the girls. After this match. They look a little busy right now.
Try any of the above and there is a good chance you could get evicted or possibly deported (depending on local laws). A couple of pillows and blankets and the kiddie pool makes for a wonderful sleeping arrangement. It beats the hell out of the backseat of your car. That is a pretty roomy back seat. It’s perfect for…wait for it…Jell-O wrestling.
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