Filed Under: carts, supermarket, wives

Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, “I’m sorry, I was looking for my wife.”

“What a coincidence. So am I, and I’m getting a little desperate,” says the other man.

“Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?”

“She’s tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?”

“Oh, never mind. Let’s look for yours!”

-Gary Maki
Los Angeles, CA

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